I'm Such a Sheep

via ruggierosmarket.com Can. Not. Stop. Eating. Was visiting...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:02:42 -0500

Can. Not. Stop. Eating.

Was visiting some friends outside of Philly this weekend, and everyone knows when you’re in Philly, you eat Tastykakes. Even better when someone knows someone who works for Tastykake and hands the shit out like crack. I scored like crazy this weekend!

drunkbrunch: adeandabet: jesseboy: Alice Ripley/J. Robert...

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:22:29 -0500

drunkbrunch:

adeandabet:

jesseboy:

Alice Ripley/J. Robert Spencer/Aaron Tveit - “You Don’t Know/I Am The One” from Next To Normal. 2009 Tony Awards. (Apparently, mics were an issue or something? That could account for why she’s so off the music…or maybe it was too many pills…)

While effective dramatically, Ms. Ripley hasn’t been really “on the music” since Sideshow. She’s our favorite to impersonate vocally.

Dammit, now I have to see this again.

I remember watching this that night and thinking she was waaaay off. But wasn’t that also the night Bret Michaels almost got killed by the set? Just sayin.

This is my favorite review that I read: “Same as all the...

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:13:14 -0500

This is my favorite review that I read:

“Same as all the other reviews; the pocket for the vibrator is no where close to where it should be, resulting in what feels like a vibrating turd, my gf and i just used it in another set of panties and it stayed put for the most part. A little noisy but if you go to a chili’s or applebee’s no one’s the wiser! Still a fun little toy.”

So, next time you go on that sexy romantic date to Applebee’s, be sure to wear your vibrating panties!

nudawn:

carlovely:

Berman Center Astrea Remote Vibrating Panty

christmas is coming!

(terrybain)

ive always wanted one of these. seriously.

An Advertising Shift Helps Blogs Survive as Businesses

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 14:50:27 -0400

An Advertising Shift Helps Blogs Survive as Businesses: (via nytimes.com) My mother felt the need to...

Diet Pepsi Contained Frog or Maybe Toad

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:43:07 -0400

Diet Pepsi Contained Frog or Maybe Toad: This just makes me sad for the frog. Dying a horrible death...

Everybody is so make believe, it's true...I used to be sad, now I'm just bored with you.

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:32:41 -0400

There are certain things I just don't do. Because I know that I cannot deal with the aftermath. I hate when I have to learn this the hard way.

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:11:50 -0400

nightmarebrunette: Nice to see that even in olden days, people...

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:01:49 -0400

nightmarebrunette:

Nice to see that even in olden days, people were absolutely baffled when it came to correctly using quotation marks.

machineryonite: digitalbath: siddman: (via nicoleeee)

Yet Another Great Idea That Was Mine...That I Did Not Act On.

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:34:36 -0400

Yet Another Great Idea That Was Mine...That I Did Not Act On.: (via www.cozyjosie.com) I have always...

Dear Match.com

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:25:17 -0400

I noticed today that you slimy bastards went ahead and renewed my membership…charging me $75...

lookatthisfuckinghipster: “Does anyone want to ride on my giant...

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 17:00:01 -0400

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“Does anyone want to ride on my giant gross vagina? No? Well then, what about this bike I made?”

Drunk people in Yoga positions

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:13:38 -0400

Drunk people in Yoga positions: nickmcglynn: (via:blakeley:obomobo)

Another Day, Another Shooting

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:42:13 -0400

Another Day, Another Shooting: This is the THIRD shooting in my neighborhood in the last 2 weeks....

ohhleary: Thanks, anaface, for telling me what I already knew: I...

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 11:24:12 -0400

ohhleary:

Thanks, anaface, for telling me what I already knew: I have a big nose.

This thing is evil. I am certain that before the day’s end, I will end up putting my picture in there..but I already know what it’s going to tell me…my facial symmetry is horrible, I have a big nose, and my face is too round. Whatevs.

I have a big nose.

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 11:17:53 -0400

asie: (via brianvan) PEERRRSSSIANNN Mine is of the Lebanese variety. But a big nose all the same.

Favorite book of all-time and we have almost the same...

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:13:37 -0400

Favorite book of all-time and we have almost the same birthday!

peterwknox:

printedandbound:

Catcher in the Rye, by J.D. Salinger, was published today back in 1951.

Hot Blondies Bakery

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:05:43 -0400

Hot Blondies Bakery: Holy crap how did I not know about this? Same day brownie delivery. Not only...

His Top Five Dating Fears

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:22:15 -0400

His Top Five Dating Fears: Eharmony and their fucking dating “advice”. Why I even get...

I love the look on the dude’s face and his hiney...

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:51:09 -0400

I love the look on the dude’s face and his hiney crack.

clayoftheday:

Clay of the Day | 07.13.09

Why My Ex Sucks: I Caught Him Masturbating to a Foo Fighters Video. Twice. Edition

asie: henryeatspeople: (via nedhepburn) Oh Ned…

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 20:23:44 -0400

asie:

henryeatspeople:

(via nedhepburn)

Oh Ned…