September 20, 2009
An Advertising Shift Helps Blogs Survive as Businesses

(via nytimes.com)

My mother felt the need to cut this out of the Times and mail it to me. Thanks for reminding me why I still haven’t found a job, mother dear.

September 4, 2009
Diet Pepsi Contained Frog or Maybe Toad

This just makes me sad for the frog. Dying a horrible death in a pool of caffeinated sugar water. Can’t wait til PETA starts targeting Pepsico as evil frog-killers.

September 3, 2009

Everybody is so make believe, it's true...I used to be sad, now I'm just bored with you.

August 30, 2009

There are certain things I just don't do. Because I know that I cannot deal with the aftermath. I hate when I have to learn this the hard way.

August 26, 2009
nightmarebrunette: Nice to see that even in olden days, people were absolutely baffled when it came to correctly using quotation marks. machineryonite: digitalbath: siddman: (via nicoleeee)

nightmarebrunette:

Nice to see that even in olden days, people were absolutely baffled when it came to correctly using quotation marks.

machineryonite: digitalbath: siddman: (via nicoleeee)

July 29, 2009
Yet Another Great Idea That Was Mine...That I Did Not Act On.

(via www.cozyjosie.com)

I have always wanted to open up some sort of dessert/wine bar in Brooklyn. Guess I’ll just have to become a patron of this one instead.

July 27, 2009

Dear Match.com

I noticed today that you slimy bastards went ahead and renewed my membership…charging me $75 of my hard-earned money that you are refusing to give me back.

I should be charging YOU for the last six months of my life that I will never get back…meeting the dregs of humanity; men who can’t fuck, men who are 40 who only want to date 25 year olds, men who are broken and damaged inside. Men who are old enough to be my grandfather who think I am their perfect match. Men who lie about their age, their weight, and their goals and dreams.  I’m tired of your emails giving me “tips” on how to meet my soul mate. I’m tired of your stupid “happily ever after” bullshit stories that you know never, ever happened.

Please give me back my $75 bucks. And shove it, while you’re at it.  

July 26, 2009
lookatthisfuckinghipster: “Does anyone want to ride on my giant gross vagina? No? Well then, what about this bike I made?”

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“Does anyone want to ride on my giant gross vagina? No? Well then, what about this bike I made?”
July 22, 2009
Drunk people in Yoga positions

nickmcglynn:

(via:blakeley:obomobo)
July 20, 2009
Another Day, Another Shooting

This is the THIRD shooting in my neighborhood in the last 2 weeks. And when I say my neighborhood, I don’t mean 20 blocks away. I mean, around the corner, on a block that I frequent several times a day. I’m glad it made the Times. It’s about time they started paying attention to what goes on around here.