September 20, 2009
September 4, 2009
September 3, 2009
August 30, 2009
August 26, 2009
nightmarebrunette:

Nice to see that even in olden days, people were absolutely baffled when it came to correctly using quotation marks.
machineryonite: digitalbath: siddman: (via nicoleeee)

nightmarebrunette:

Nice to see that even in olden days, people were absolutely baffled when it came to correctly using quotation marks.

machineryonitedigitalbathsiddman: (via nicoleeee)

July 29, 2009
July 27, 2009

Dear Match.com

I noticed today that you slimy bastards went ahead and renewed my membership…charging me $75 of my hard-earned money that you are refusing to give me back.

I should be charging YOU for the last six months of my life that I will never get back…meeting the dregs of humanity; men who can’t fuck, men who are 40 who only want to date 25 year olds, men who are broken and damaged inside. Men who are old enough to be my grandfather who think I am their perfect match. Men who lie about their age, their weight, and their goals and dreams.  I’m tired of your emails giving me “tips” on how to meet my soul mate. I’m tired of your stupid “happily ever after” bullshit stories that you know never, ever happened.

Please give me back my $75 bucks. And shove it, while you’re at it.  

July 26, 2009
lookatthisfuckinghipster:
“Does anyone want to ride on my giant gross vagina? No? Well then, what about this bike I made?”

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“Does anyone want to ride on my giant gross vagina? No? Well then, what about this bike I made?”
July 22, 2009
July 20, 2009